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Diwali SMS

Santa: How does a married man celebrates

Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents’ place!
Happy Diwali!

Engineering Day SMS

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER

LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She’s d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
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Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&Her daughtr is my WIFE
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Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best…

Independence Day SMS

Lets Celebrate this Day

Lets Celebrate this Day.
The Day, that Gave Us D Freedom Of Thoughts,
Action, Faith n Speech.
Happy freedom day.

If U R Married Or ..engaged . Ignore This Message …
4 All Others -happy Independence Day.