Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents’ place!
Diwali SMS |
Tags: abroad, Banta, Celebrates, diwali, going, Happy Diwali, married, noiseless, parents, place, santa, Santa: How does a married man celebrates, Sending, wife |
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Christmas SMS |
Tags: away, blesses, carry, Christmas sms, come, comes, daytime, expectations, From, going, Happy Merry Christmas, In this X-mas, moon, night, problem, rain, receive, shall, Shine, sun, true |
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Christmas SMS |
Tags: choice, Christmas sms, come, deeply, each, going, his, Holiday, Holiday Season, mall, observes, Once again, own, religious, time, we come to the Holiday Season |
Love Is A Driver …
Bitter And Fierce
If You Fight And
Power . . .
Happy Valentines Day
Valentine SMS |
Tags: Acknowledge, Bitter, Driver, easy, Fierce, going, Happy Valentine’s Day, love, Love Is A Driver, resist, Valentines Day Sms for Her |
Dance as if no ones watching,
Love as if its never going to hurt.
Wishing U a Happy Valentines Day
m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving
thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
Life Is Like A Novel.
It Is Filled Wid Suspense.
You Have No Idea What Is
Going To Happen Until U Turn The Page.
So Enjoy Each Moment Of Lyf
Cool/Decent SMS |
Tags: enjoy, filled, going, happen, have, Idea, Life, Life Is Like A Novel, like, Lyf, moment, Novel, suspense, Turn |
Best Lines One Can Say After school Life-
“GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN..!!”
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem”s
friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every