Wife SMS

What would you do if i died

WIFE: What would you do if i died?

Would you get married again?
Husband: No…

Wife- Why not?
Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?

Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′

Wife: –silence-

Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!

Wife SMS

Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night

Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night &Quietly Opens the dOor tO
Her BedrOom.

From under the Blanket She Sees 4 Legs Instead Of 2.

She reaches for a Baseball Bat & Starts hitting the Blanket as
Hard as She can.

Once She’s dOne, She gOes tO
The Kitchen tO have a drink..

As She Enters, She Sees Her Husband there, Reading a Magazine..

“Hi Darling” He say; YOur Parents have cOme tO Visit us,
sO I Let them stay in Our BedrOom.
Hope U have said Hello!

Wife SMS

Wife cal her hsbnd

Wife cal her hsbnd
The window is jammed. Wat should I do?

Husband: Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it’s not too hot or it will crack
“OK” she replied, sounding a bit unsure.
He cal back 10 min later:
“Did u do the trick?”

“yes! but” she said tearfully,
“The LAPTOP isn’t working at all now!:P

Wife SMS

Dunya K 2 Intihai Mushkil Kaam

Dunya K 2 Intihai Mushkil Kaam

1- Apna Idea Ksi Aur K Zehen
Me Fit Krna

2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jaib
Mein Muntaqil Krna

Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hy Usay Teacher Kehty Hyn

Jo Duusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hy Usay Business Man Kehty

Aur Jo Dono’n Me Kamyab
Hota Hy Usay

Biwi Kehty Hain..:-