“God gives every thing to a Person
who has a faith in god.
But
If you are not one of them
It Means God have a faith on You”.. !
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Wife SMS
What would you do if i died
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not?
Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!
Natural Disaster Just Happen..
Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
nd
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me
Mutmaeen Kon Hy is Dunya Me?? Mery Siwa,,,
–
“Ghalib”
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Har Gham Hay Mery Paas
Eik Begum K Siwwa….!
Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night
Wife cOmes hOme Late at Night &Quietly Opens the dOor tO
Her BedrOom.
From under the Blanket She Sees 4 Legs Instead Of 2.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat & Starts hitting the Blanket as
Hard as She can.
Once She’s dOne, She gOes tO
The Kitchen tO have a drink..
As She Enters, She Sees Her Husband there, Reading a Magazine..
“Hi Darling” He say; YOur Parents have cOme tO Visit us,
sO I Let them stay in Our BedrOom.
Hope U have said Hello!
reading the terms & conditions of website
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website while downloading anything . U understand nothing , still u say – ” I agree . !
Whenever I Get An Headache…
Wife: Why Do You Wear Your
Specs Only When I Come In.
Husband:
The Doctor Has Ordered Me To
Wear My Specs Whenever I Get An Headache.
Wife cal her hsbnd
Wife cal her hsbnd
The window is jammed. Wat should I do?
Husband: Pour some warm water on it, but make sure it’s not too hot or it will crack
“OK” she replied, sounding a bit unsure.
He cal back 10 min later:
“Did u do the trick?”
“yes! but” she said tearfully,
“The LAPTOP isn’t working at all now!:P
Dunya K 2 Intihai Mushkil Kaam
Dunya K 2 Intihai Mushkil Kaam
1- Apna Idea Ksi Aur K Zehen
Me Fit Krna
2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jaib
Mein Muntaqil Krna
Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hy Usay Teacher Kehty Hyn
Jo Duusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hy Usay Business Man Kehty
Hyn
Aur Jo Dono’n Me Kamyab
Hota Hy Usay
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Biwi Kehty Hain..:-