Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Sardar Sms :
Is Saal 12-12-12 Tarikh Aayegi
Or 12 Baj Ke 12 Min 12 Sec Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 Hoga To..
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
1 from Harward:
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!