smsmaja

Double Meaning SMS, Funny SMS, Husband-Wife SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao

Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao!
Wife: Kyu?
Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki,
raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

Exam SMS, Funny SMS, Santa Banta SMS

In exam hall a girl to santa

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Kiss SMS, Naughty SMS, Santa Banta SMS

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!