“Read Carefully And Get The Meaning”…
“Minimum Love is Friendship”
‘n
“Maximum Friendship is Love”
Strange But True.. !!
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Misleading SMS
9 Interesting doubts…
1. Can you cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3.Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4.Wat do you call a male lady bird?
5.Why is it called building when its already built?
6.When they say dog food is new and improved in taste, who tastes it?
7.If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it..on trees den why banks have branches?
8.Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9.Why doesn’t Glue stick to its bottle?
Think about it.. !
I Must Admit….
Beatiful Lines Said By A Husband To His Wife. . .
I Must Admit,
You Brought Religion Into My Life…
I Never Believed In HELL
Until
I Met You 😛
Some times small things in life hurts a lot….
Some times small things in life hurts a lot….
If u don’t agree with me…..
Try to Sit on a Pin.. 😉
Pakoda chat seller in winter.
Teacher-whats ur father?
Santa- I.C.S
in summer
nd
P.C.S
in winter
Tchr-what’s that?
Santa-Ice cream seller in summer
nd
Pakoda chat seller in winter.
Linux’s Worldwide Problems
Linux’s Worldwide Problems can be summed up with this quote:
“To install Joe’s program, you need Bob’s kernel hack,
but for Bob’s kernel hack,
you’ve got to have Suzy’s patches,
but Suzy’s patches only work with a year-old kernel,
unless you get Mike’s patches to Suzy’s patches,
but even then, those conflict with Jeff’s drivers,
which can be resolved only by installing Nancy’s patches… “
Adobe Photoshop
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Pimples,Face Marks and the
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Why we all get so hurt…
A true Quote:
“If silence is Meant to be the best for all situations..
Then why we all get so hurt
when people don’t talk to us”..?
I am your girlfriend is ….
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day