1 year ago
Aaj ki achi baat…
kisi ko us ki chappal or puranay libas ki waja sy ghareeb na samjho..
ho sakta hai k wo
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.”Shadi Shuda ho
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Marriage SMS
aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha
Suhagrat pr-
pati- kaisa lag raha h janu?
Wife- ji bahut bura.
Pati- kyo?
Wife- aaj tak GSM thi koi b sim dal jata tha.
Bt ab CDMA ho gyi hu kewal 1 hi sim daalna padega.
After marriage, husband
After marriage, husband – may i kiss u darling.
Wife- sharmaate hui, hamne to kbhi gairo ko bhi mna nhi kiya.
Ap to phir bhi apne h g.
Bhakt-“Swami ji, aisi Patni
Bhakt-“Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahe jo Gori ho
Beutiful ho
Inteligent ho
Pati ko samjhe
Or kabhi jhagda na kare
Swami:”Man ka Vahem”
Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai?
Log Shaadi kyo Karte Hai?
Isliye k marne k baad agar Swarg Jaye to Accha Feel Kare.!
Aur Nark jaye to ajeeb sa na lage,
Ghar jesa lage.!
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola
Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola-
aaj se thum hi mere kavitha ho, kalpana ho, bhavana ho!
PAtni: mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, ramesh ho, suresh ho.
What is marriage?..
What is marriage?..
Do dilon ka bandhan..
Do atmaon ka milan..
Do bhabnaon ka sammilan..
Do insan ki dhadkan..
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM Hai.