smsmaja

Double Meaning SMS, Funny SMS, Husband-Wife SMS, Insult SMS

Height of Embarrassment

Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park,
another lady comes to his wife & says
paise pehly le lena
ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai

College School Sms, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Husband-Wife SMS, Insult SMS

University exam mein Wife per essay likhne ko kaha gaya

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.

Computer SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Insult SMS

Which computer do you have?

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.

Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

What to say now.