Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park,
another lady comes to his wife & says
paise pehly le lena
ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai
Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi
What is kiss?
It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.
Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!
Degree of Girls
BA- Beautiful Angel
BSc- Beautiful Structure
BL- Beautiful Lips
BCom- Beautiful Completely
MBA- Married But Available
Think of it
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now.