smsmaja

College School Sms, Exam SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Family SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Girl: Im having heart surgery today

Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

.

.

Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!

Cool/Decent SMS, Family SMS, Friendship SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Love SMS

Never apply any terms and conditions in your Relations

Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”

Otherwise..

Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!

Girls Boys SMS

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Men’s “F” Rules
FIND HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
F**K HER,
FORGET HER,

FIND NEXT….!

Girls Boys SMS

Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE

Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE

Let”s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:

A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?
RING ME! I’LL TELL U!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit,
& u’ll always be SMILING!
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says “To the only boy I ever loved”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.