Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Girls Boys SMS
In those days parents wants there girl to get
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
Any suggestion?
Boys: yes
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users
Most Embarrassing situation
Most Embarrassing situation:
Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:
Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!
Saccha dost wo hota hai
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
Never apply any terms and conditions in your Relations
Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Men’s “F” Rules
FIND HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
F**K HER,
FORGET HER,
FIND NEXT….!
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life