Women can wear all Men’s items like
T-shirt,pant,jeans,lungies.
But they can’t wear 1 thing..!!
Guess what?
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CO*DOM.. It’s our monopoly. 😀
Jai jawaan, Jai Saamaan !!!
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A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for
A handsome boy & a hot girl were going in a car for some fun.
Suddenly it started raining & both got wet.
They found an empty hut & went inside.
Girl had a nice figure & was looking awesome in her wet white T-shirt & denim shorts.
The boy was also well built & was aroused by his gf’s sexy body.
He came close 2 her & wrapped his arms around her waist.
He caught her close & put his hand on her wet waist & started lifting her wet T-shirt feeling her smooth skin.
Girl put her hands on boy’s
shoulder & offered her lips 4 a kiss.
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Mother, to her teenage daughter
Mother, to her teenage daughter –
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon
Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,
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otherwise she will become MOMsoon.. 😆
A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat
A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat,
‘Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai!’
It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means ‘BeCause’!
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’ 😀
A man was driving a car
A man was driving a car..
A fat lady on a scooty overtook him!!
Man shouted: Hey Buffalo
Lady turned back and shouted: You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey.
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road
MORAL: Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say.
BF texting to his GF… Hey baby.. what’s up?
BF texting to his GF… Hey baby.. what’s up?
GF- Nothing much just washing my B00BS
BF- What!
GF- Yeah. They have become very dirty.
People are all over them most of the time ..
BF- What the hell..
GF- Why..??? Ohhhh fu#k.. Sorry baby!!!!
I meant BOOTS.. Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!
when a Boy ask the girl for a kiss
True love is..
when a Boy ask the girl for a kiss
and
Girl simply close her eyes and allow
the boy for a kiss..
But
the boy kisses on the forehead and says:
I have a whole life to Do that.