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Family SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Larki ka Baap Larki se

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

Double Meaning SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features

God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features

Any suggestion?

Boys: yes

The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users

Family SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Girl: Im having heart surgery today

Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!

Girls Boys SMS

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday

Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Men’s “F” Rules
FIND HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
F**K HER,
FORGET HER,

FIND NEXT….!