Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle kia daikhte ho?
Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai.
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
Boy: Tum gana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Girl: thanks but i’m just a bathroom singer.
Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe!
Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users