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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle kia daikhte ho?
Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai.

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

Doctor: KUNDI

What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Government says.
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
But
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?

Boy: Tum gana bahut achcha gaati ho.
Girl: thanks but i’m just a bathroom singer.
Boy: to bulao na kabhi apne live concert pe!

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.

Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.

Any suggestion?

Boys: yes

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