Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Girls Boys SMS
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
Never apply any terms and conditions in your Relations
Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
In those days parents wants there girl to get
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday.
Have a Great Sunday…
Men’s “F” Rules
FIND HER,
FLIRT HER,
FRIEND HER,
FINGER HER,
FORCE HER,
F**K HER,
FORGET HER,
FIND NEXT….!
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
womens r like internet virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur life
GUY: If I could see you naked
GUY: If I could see you naked,
I’d die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked,
I’d probably die laughing.
A Girl Romantically said to a santa
A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No,I hate Hospitals.
Who Wants 2 B A MILLIONAIRE
Who Wants 2 B A
MILLIONAIRE
Let”s play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat
50/50
Phone a friend?
RING ME! I’LL TELL U!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit,
& u’ll always be SMILING!
Beauty is not how you look,
it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too…
Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says “To the only boy I ever loved”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.