Specially dedicated to boys:
A kiss is like a stamp,
Once u stamp a gal,
she wouldn’t go anywhere else
Guys r like stamp paper,
jitne bhi lagao kum hai
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1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time
Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
Start Kissing & Be Healthy
In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy
Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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.
.
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
Kissing while driving
Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.
A new way to send Romantic kiss..
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Just call me and order your kiss.
I will personally go and deliver it.
2 Judwa Bachche
2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha