2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
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Pati aur Patni so rahe the
Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
In those days parents wants there girl to get
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
Any suggestion?
Boys: yes
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
Is there any medicine for long life?
A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!
A couple had a fight one night
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none