Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
.
Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
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2 Judwa Bachche
2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
Pati aur Patni so rahe the
Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
Height of Embarrassment
Height of Embarrassment
Man sitting with his wife in park,
another lady comes to his wife & says
paise pehly le lena
ye admi bad me bohat lafra krta hai
A couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs
In an art gallery, a couple saw a picture of a girl covered only by leafs.
Husband keeps watching.
Wife: Ab chaloge ya HAWA aane tak intezar karoge…
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu
Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..!
2 men went to a Call Girl
2 men went to a call girl
1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better.
2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost!
Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha
Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar mein baitha tha.
Waha se ek callgirl nikli aur boli:
kam paise doge to aisa hi maal milega.
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.