smsmaja

College School Sms, Exam SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Promise Day SMS

Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Family SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Girl: Im having heart surgery today

Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

.

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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!

Double Meaning SMS, Family SMS, Funny SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

ASCII SMS, College School Sms, Family SMS, Funny SMS

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

Family SMS, Funny SMS

Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha

Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha.

Beta ghar aya..
Baap: kaha gaya tha
Beta: dost k ghar
Baap kya kr rha tha movie dekh rha tha
Baap: konsi?
Beta: english
Robot slaps the boy
Baap: batao konsi wali?
Beta: ok!! Porn!!
Baap: main jab tumhari umar ka tha tab mujhe porn ka matlab bhi nai pata tha
Robot slaps the man!!

Mom: akhir apka hi to beta hai!! haha
Robot slaps the woman.