Cute son
Son: mom, who is girlfriend?
Mom: when you become young and good boy then you will get one.
Son: if i didn’t become good?
Dad: then you will have many.
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Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend
A small girl looks at her
brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently…
Everyday u come to meet my brother,
Don’t u have your own brother?
Mom to her 7 year old kid
Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.
Kalyug ka Avtar
Kalyug ka AVTAR
Nursry Tcher to Boy:
Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai?
Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye
Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!!
2 Judwa Bachche
2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi
1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi
use cycle nahi mili usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya
agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.
Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai