2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Funny SMS
Kya life hai hamari ?
Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
Socho..
Aur socho…
Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai
Only love can remove your
Only Love Can Remove your….
Misunderstandings
Worries
Doubts
Fear
Tears
and
Finally What You Wear!
Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle kia daikhte ho
Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle kia daikhte ho?
Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai.
We all spend so much money for buying clothes
We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
.
.
.
.
Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai
Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??
?
Doctor: KUNDI
How fast can you guess the words?
How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x
Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six
You got all 6 wrong..!!
Kya ye bacche apke hai, Ager nahi to aage bhejdo
<(-.-)> Chingu
<(‘.’)> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!