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Cool/Decent SMS, Family SMS

Cute Love After hitting sister brother say

Cute Love
After hitting sister
brother says..
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!

Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser!

ASCII SMS, College School Sms, Family SMS, Funny SMS

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

l)(”,)____//\_
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

Family SMS

An illiterate father with his educated son

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip..
They setup their tent & fell asleep.
Some hours later, … Father wakes his son & asks: Look up to the sky & tell me what u see,?
Son: I see millions of stars.
Father: And what does that tel u.?
Son: Astronomically,it tells there r millions of galaxies & planets.
Father slaps the son hard & says: Idiot ‘some one has stolen our tent
Moral : Education ruins our commonsense.

Family SMS, Funny SMS

Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha

Papa ne ek robot laya, jo jhuth bolne pe tappad marta tha.

Beta ghar aya..
Baap: kaha gaya tha
Beta: dost k ghar
Baap kya kr rha tha movie dekh rha tha
Baap: konsi?
Beta: english
Robot slaps the boy
Baap: batao konsi wali?
Beta: ok!! Porn!!
Baap: main jab tumhari umar ka tha tab mujhe porn ka matlab bhi nai pata tha
Robot slaps the man!!

Mom: akhir apka hi to beta hai!! haha
Robot slaps the woman.