Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?
Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
Awkward Moment:
When ur friend is arguing with his parents & his parents turn towards u & ask…
“Do u ever talk to your parents like this?”
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
DIARY OF A BABY
15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father
MOM & DAD were very Happy !
15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD
My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!
-People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !
From Human Being to Being Human