Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
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A little kid walks into a city bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
A little kid walks into a city bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
Sweet Ans by Child in School Interviewe
Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
Larki ka Baap Larki se
Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
In those days parents wants there girl to get
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.