Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?
Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!
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In those days parents wants there girl to get
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
Pappu Papa se Bola
Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?
Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
When ur friend is arguing with his parents
Awkward Moment:
When ur friend is arguing with his parents & his parents turn towards u & ask…
“Do u ever talk to your parents like this?”
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a
DIARY OF A BABY
15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father
MOM & DAD were very Happy !
15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD
My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!
-People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !
From Human Being to Being Human