Awkward Moment:
When ur friend is arguing with his parents & his parents turn towards u & ask…
“Do u ever talk to your parents like this?”
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Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.
After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..
.
.
Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!
People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a
DIARY OF A BABY
15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father
MOM & DAD were very Happy !
15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD
My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!
-People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !
From Human Being to Being Human
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta,
Dad se bachne ek liye
LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga.
Dad: Pi ke aaya hai?
Son: Nahi to!
Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
Never apply any terms and conditions in your Relations
Never apply any terms and conditions in your
“Relations”
Otherwise..
Relations will be changed into CONTRACTS!!
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye ?
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!