Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!
Zindgi ki Shuruat ‘S’ Se hoti hai.
S- for Suraj,
S- Subah,
S- Sham,
S- Swagat,
S- Samay
Uske bad
S- Sagai
Phir Shadi Phir Sas,
Sasur,
Sali,
Sala
Phir Satyanas!
Pappu Papa se Bola:
Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai?
Papa: Pata nahi.
main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
GirlFriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
de ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki,
uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo.
In those days parents wants
there girl to get married to a good boy.
Now a days parents wants
there boy to get married to a good girl.
DIARY OF A BABY
15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father
MOM & DAD were very Happy !
15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD
My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!
-People love to have a Mother, Wife & ofcourse a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !
From Human Being to Being Human
Cute Love
After hitting sister
brother says..
a person only beats whom he actually luvs..!!
Sis slaps him twice n says..
do u think i love u lesser!