smsmaja

Family SMS, Girls Boys SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Larki ka Baap Larki se

Larki ka Baap Larki se..
Jisse tum pasand karti ho
Uske Paas Bangla, Gaari, Jaayedad to hai na?

Larki: Tauba Hay..
Saare Mard Ek Jaise Hote hain..
Wo bhi Aapke Bare mein Yehi Pooch raha tha!!

Double Meaning SMS, Family SMS, Funny SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

Family SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Girl: Im having heart surgery today

Girl: Im having heart surgery today
Boy: I know
Girl: I love u
Boy: I love u much more.

After surgery When the girl woke up
only her Father was next to her bed Girl:
Daddy, Where is he?
Father: U don’t know who gave u the heart?
Girl: What?
She starts crying ..

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Father: Just kidding..
Bahar khada samose kha raha hai
Haramkhor..!!

Cool/Decent SMS, Family SMS

People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a

DIARY OF A BABY

15th June: I got attached with ovary
17th June: Em a tissue now
30th July: Mom said to Dad, you are going to be a Father

MOM & DAD were very Happy !

15th Sept: I can feel my heartbeat
14th Oct: I’ve little hands, legs, head & stomach
13th Nov: Today, I was in a Ultra Scan, WoW! em a Girl
14th Nov: I was DEAD

My Parents killed me because, I was a girl..!

-People love to have a Mother, Wife & of course a Girlfriend too! Than why not a Daughter?
-Think about it, Spread the awareness among those who are less educated, a life is life, no matter what !

From Human Being to Being Human