A good scientist is a person with original ideas.
A good engineer is a person who makes a design
that works with as few original ideas as possible.
Happy Engineers Day 2014
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Engineering Day SMS
Why engineers dont study whole year
Why engineers dont study whole year & spend nights Before exam?
Because kinare ke sukoon se hume inkar to nhi, magr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.
For those at home
For those at home: U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec mom/dad
enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
we design
we design,
we construct,
we observe,
we initiate,
we drive,
we move,
we accelerate the world,
we are the gears of progress,
we are the future of the nation,
we are the engineers,
and I am proud to be an engineer.
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL MY ENGINEER
FRIENDS
Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga
Akashwani hui:”Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar
jayegi..
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PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:”Ye crash
ho jayega..”
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BUS me aawaj aayi:”Ye khaime gir jayegi..”
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Ladka gusse se:”Kaun hai Yaar..???
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Aawaz aai:”GOD”
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Ladka:”Engineering me jab admission le raha
tha,
tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha
kya..??? 😮 :p
Engineering Fact
Engineering Fact:
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL ENGINEER there are many UNSUCCESSFUL YEARS…
For those in hostel
For those in hostel: Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u..
pick up d book for a sec Friends enter the room and says
“Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega.
When we Engineers have completed our task
When we Engineers have completed our task
all can see that the dreams and plans have materialized
for the comfort and welfare of all.
Happy Engineers Day
The rule of Engineering Student
The rule of Engineering Student in the Examination
P is inversely Proportional To T, where S is constant
P –Pressure on the Brain
T- Number of Days left
S – Syllabus