Double Meaning SMS, Family SMS, Funny SMS, Husband-Wife SMS

Let’s make a phone call

Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”

1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.

Double Meaning SMS, Family SMS, Funny SMS

Couple date par tha, dad ne dekh liya

Couple date par tha,
Dad ne dekh liya!!

Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.