Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi..
“bhago mera PATI aa gaya”
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Double Meaning SMS
Let’s make a phone call
Couple agreed that whenever they want to have sex they will say-
“Let’s make a phone call”
1 day The man sent his son to tel mom while she was busy in kitchen.
Son: Mom, dad is asking u to cm so he can make a phone call.
Mom: Go tel im out of coverage area.
Dad: Go tel ur mom that if she cant cm i will make d cal elsewhere.
Mom: Go tel ur dad if he does that i will open a call center here.
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
Any suggestion?
Boys: yes
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users
Kahin dooor ek gao me
Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna
varna
Varna!
Doosra kaise hoga?
LADY- I want to learn tennis
LADY- I want to learn tennis.!!
Coach- No problem mam… Just hold this racket as u hold ur husband pe..s
Lady- Ok..
Coach- No No mam…. get the racket out of ur mouth!!
A couple had a fight one night
A couple had a fight one night when they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted: Good night mother of 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night Father of none
Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara
Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.
Most Embarrassing situation
Most Embarrassing situation:
Husband sitting in a car with his Wife and a Callgirl comes to wife says:
Paise pehle le lena…. Baad mein ye aadmi natak karta hai!!
Couple date par tha, dad ne dekh liya
Couple date par tha,
Dad ne dekh liya!!
Dad ne call kya: beta kaha ho?
Beta: Paper dene aaya hu.
Dad: Zara dhyan se.. es paper ka result aaya to jaan se maar dunga.