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Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?

Socho..

Aur socho…

Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai

Only Love Can Remove your….
Misunderstandings
Worries
Doubts
Fear
Tears
and
Finally What You Wear!

Girl to boys- Tum larkay kisi larki mein sub se pehle kia daikhte ho?
Boy- yeh toh depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai.

We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
.
.
.
.

Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…

Girl: Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai,
aur rang bhi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon ..??

Doctor: KUNDI

How fast can you guess the words?
1.boo_s
2.__ndom
3.f__k
4.p_n_s
5.pu_s_
6.s_x

Answers
1.books
2.random
3.fork
4.pants
5.pulse
6.six

You got all 6 wrong..!!

Pushing pushing but not gusing,
Pushing pushing bt not gusing,
When chusing then gusing.

Guess What?

U dirty mind,
im talking abt sui mein dhaga.

What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both are explosive
2. both are hot
3. both are dangerous when kept in open!

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:

Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai