2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Cute SMS
We all spend so much money for buying clothes
We all spend so much money for
buying clothes!!!
But the best moments of life are
enjoyed without clothes,
.
.
.
.
Stop smiling
It’s Childhood…
Romantic Lines of Small Child
Romantic Lines of SMALL CHILD
Me tume bhulne ki bahot kosis kalta hu,
pal kya kalu mummy loz BAADAM thila deti hai,
aul muje tumali yad fil aajati hai
A little kid walks into a city bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
A little kid walks into a city bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
Sweet Ans by Child in School Interviewe
Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!
3 Things to learn from a Child
3 Things to learn from a CHILD:
-To Be Happy For No Reason.
-To Be Always Busy Doing Something.
-To Know How To Demand Small Things Without Ego.
A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl
A cute proposal from a cute boy to a cute girl:
Boy: your name seems to be very small,
So,
Can i add my name with ur name!