Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Computer SMS
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Girl setting password
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
A good friend is like a computer
A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
‘save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
‘shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!
Why is the DBA so rich
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
GODS are also I.T. Engineers
BRAHMA
System installer
VISNU
System supporter
SHIV
System Programmer
NAARAD
Data transfer
YAM
Deleter
MENKA
Virus!
Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!
Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte
Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?
Which computer do you have?
Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now.