Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
Latest SMS | Text Messages : College School Sms
Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho,
vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
1 Nursery Class ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Ta k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney k eliye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths
A fantastic Letter by a little Kid who hates Maths:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up soon &
try to solve your own problems.
Don’t depend on others
Ultimate Kaliyug
Ultimate Kaliyug:
1st Standard Boy:-
Can I kiss Your Hand?
1st Standard Girl:-
Why, Is Anything Wrong With My LIPS!!
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
K.G. Boy: Mam may I go to toilet?
Mam: No, A to Z sunao fir jana.
Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z.
Mam: P,O,T,Y kaha hai!!
Boy: Meri chaddi mein
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
1 Nursery CLASS ka bacha bola
Mam me aap ko kaisa lagta hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side ke Larke Se Bola-
Dekha mene kaha tha na line marti hai