Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Latest SMS | Text Messages : College School Sms
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta,
Dad se bachne ek liye
LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga.
Dad: Pi ke aaya hai?
Son: Nahi to!
Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye ?
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?
Commerce professor asks, the students
Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?
Freaky Replied:
Father-in-Law..!!
Sweet Ans by Child in School Interviewe
Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
University exam mein Wife per essay
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
The Funniest Situation in Student Life
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*