Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta,
Dad se bachne ek liye
LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga.
Dad: Pi ke aaya hai?
Son: Nahi to!
Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?
Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?
Freaky Replied:
Father-in-Law..!!
Sweet Ans. by Child in School Interviewer:
Teacher: What is your mother’s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas..
pyar se MAA kehta hu.
University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
The Funniest Situation in Student Life:
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When u have No idea what to Write
in the Paper & the Examiner Comes & Says..
*Plz Hide ur Answer Sheet*