Syllabus- 80GB
We study- 80MB
Retains in mind- 80KB
Write in exam- 80Bytes
Result cums in binary digits
i.e.
00
01
10
11
Kya life hai hamari?
Latest SMS | Text Messages : College School Sms
Government says
Government says.
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
But
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
Friend ke saath karo ya Girl friend ke saath
Friend ke saath karo ya Girl friend ke saath,
Room me karo ya garden me,
Din me karo ya raat me
Bed pe karo ya sofe pe
PADHAI to kerni hi hai!
Saccha dost wo hota hai
Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta
Ek ladka pee kar ghar lauta,
Dad se bachne ek liye
LAPTOP kholkar padhne laga.
Dad: Pi ke aaya hai?
Son: Nahi to!
Dad: Phir kaminey suitcase khol kar kya padh raha hai.
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year
My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?
I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??
Father to Son: Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye ?
Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?
Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche
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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?
Commerce professor asks, the students
Commerce professor asks, the students:
What is the most important law of finance for starting business..?
Freaky Replied:
Father-in-Law..!!