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College School Sms, Exam SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Girls Boys SMS

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??

Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

College School Sms, Exam SMS, Family SMS, Funny SMS

My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year

My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year & study Only during exams?

I replied…. Bcoz
Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai

Mom reply: Wah kya dilague mara hai??

ASCII SMS, College School Sms, Family SMS, Funny SMS

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Dad: Aaj tak tune koi aisa kam kiya hai..
jis se mera sir uncha hua ho?

Beta: 1 bar aapke sar ke niche

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TAKIYA lgaya tha Bhul gaye?

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University exam mein Wife per essay

University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.