Sir: Samjho Tujhe 10 Ladu Diye
Boy: Mujhe Diye….?
Sir- Samjh Na Tere Bap Ka
Kya Jata Hy
Us Mein Se 5 Mujhe Diye To Tere
Pas Kitne Reh Gay….?
Boy: 20
Sir:Wo Kasy…?
Boy: Samjh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hy…?
Teacher Shocked
Student Rocks
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Student Teacher SMS
Teacher asked to a boy.
Teacher asked to a boy.
What’s the difference between
young age and old age..?
Boy: In young age there are
girls phone numbers in mobile
and in old age there are doctors numbers.
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
TEACHER-should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT-i’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER-What.. Why are you kidding ?
STUDENT- Who starts ?
Lady teacher to student
Lady teacher- Soch aur wahem me kya fark hai?????
Student-Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur ham abhi bacche hain ye aap ka wahem hai…..
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Teacher: How old is your father.?
Jhonny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Jhonny: He became father after I was born.
White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.
White color kaa dress pehen kar hum sab lagte they kitne ache.
School lagta tha poultry farm or hum sab murghi ke bachay.
Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda.
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda.
(‘,’) hahaha
Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI ….
The way you teach.
The way you teach.
The knowledge you share.
The care you take.
The love you shower.
Makes you.
The world’s best teacher.
Happy Teacher’s Day!