Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
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Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.
Bachon ne kaha aba jan ko bachao.
Sheikh sahab kehtay hain: “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahe gir rahay hain?”
” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.
Sheikh asked a Parrot:
Sheikh asked a Parrot:
“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”
Parrot said:
“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar
Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…>
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then
Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?
Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.
Memon 1: Mein ne is saal
Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!
Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…
Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do
Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye
Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi:
‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai