Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?
Driver: Haan jaonga.
Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.
Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…
Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola:
Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!
Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
zyada dia jaraha tha , ek aadmi ne kaha
bhai sahab thori si bryani milegi ?
pani gale men atak gaya hai………
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi… ;->
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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“Baaki Parcel Kardo”
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: