Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…
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Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?
Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?
Driver: Haan jaonga.
Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.
Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…
Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya
Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola:
Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!
Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
Ek memon ki shadi men bryani ki jageh pani
zyada dia jaraha tha , ek aadmi ne kaha
bhai sahab thori si bryani milegi ?
pani gale men atak gaya hai………
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao…
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi… ;->
Memon At Petrol Pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.
Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi
Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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“Baaki Parcel Kardo”
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k
mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha: