Biwi aur premika saath saath..
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT
CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
Chipka Dal Mamu
Abhi Bole To Bhai Ko Tere Sms Nahi Aarele,
Bhai Ka Khopdi Boht Tight He,
Bol Nikalu Kya Tera Lucky Draw?
Bole To Do-Char SMS
Chipka Dal Mamu
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Wahi pyar ke teen golden words…
Open with love
Main aapse kuch kehna chahti hun
Wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye
Wahi pyar ke teen golden words…
Subah Hogayi Mamu
apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
circuit:”simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur ager bhagi to bakri.
tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga.