Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…
to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!
Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Doctor Nurse SMS
Ek admi Dr. Se-
Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!
Bacha: kuch nahi God ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya
1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?
Nurse: karega kya
Bacha: kuch nahi God ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya
Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
Doctor: You need New Glasses
Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha? Nurse: Iss Baat Per K Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay Hi Wo Kyun Sehat Mand Hogaya
Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Lady patient: Please call my husband in
Doctor: Trust me i’m gentleman.
The lady: Sorry dr don’t you but your nurse sitting sitting alone and my husband is not gentleman.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.