Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!
Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Chunti Haathi SMS
Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K
Ek Baar Ek Chunti Haathi K
Upar baith kar jaa rahi thi,
raastay main kacha pul aaya..
Usko dekh kay chunti boli:
“Cross kar lo gay ya main utroon?”
1 hathi ne romantic mood mai
1 hathi ne romantic mood mai aik chunti ko cher dia ,
chunti gusay mai hathni ke pass gaye aur boli apnay
awara shoher ko samjha lo warna mard hamaray ghar mai bhi hain.
AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!
SHAIRNI ne HATHI ka ghar se aya hua rishta thukra dia
wo balla kyun ?
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AAP SO JAO YE UN KA GHAR KA MASLA HAI!!!!!!!
Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi,
Chunti or Haathi ki love marriage howi,
Agley din Haathi mar gaya
Chunti boli “WAH RE MOHABBAT”
1 din ka PiYAR mila Ab sari umar
kabar khodne mein guzar jaygi.
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 hathi aur chunti ki shadi hue
1 mahiney baad hathi mar gaya..
Kaise mara??
Ak chunti k pas ak hathi ka rishta aya
Ak chunti k pas ak hathi ka rishta aya
Magar Chunti na mana kiya .
Q ?
chunti na kaha k larkay k dant bahir ha.
pagal hathi ne chunti ko chera
pagal hathi ne chunti ko chera to chunti seedhi hatni
k pass gai aur boli dekho behan apne shoher ko samja
lo werna mard hamare ghar main bhi hain
hathi swimming pull me gira
hathi swimming pull me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gayi. ek chiti hathi ki pith pe chad gayi to dusri boli “duba sale ko duba, laundiya bazi karta hai sala…..!” moral of the story……………??????????????