Dear Diana Penty,Marry me atleast i can give the better surname 😀Regards Avinash Shirke
Latest SMS | Text Messages : Adult SMS
Dear Dollar,You slut
Dear Dollar,You slut… Stop rising so much coz after 58 Government will retire you..Sincerely Indian Rupee
The best curve on a woman’s body
The best curve on a woman’s body is her smile. 🙂 . . . . . Just kidding.. 😛
A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car
A Bengali lawyer came home after having sex in his car.
Girl forgot her bra n panty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty bastard u hv been screwing ur secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. Bitch u hv just destroyed d only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget abt diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile…
Moral:
Combodia’s
national fruit is Banana
and
India’s national business is
Chutia banana
How does a vagina luk before sex?
How does a vagina luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals & great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa’s face after he drinks lassi?
Boy: Happy B’day.
Boy: Happy B’day.
Girl: ThankYou.
Boy: Tell me what do you want.
Girl: ummm Nothing.
Boy: No, tell me.
Girl: chod na:
Boy: chal. 😛
?#?blocked?
Boy: “Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie
Boy: “Sweetheart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come?”
Girl: “Which Movie?”
Boy: “Cxndom Of Shailesh”
Girl : “You Idiot Its Quantum Of Solace.“
Sounds women make during s3x
Sounds women make during s3x.
1) Asthmatic – ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient – yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied – more. more…more.
4) Religious – oh god. oh god.
Where do u see MANGOES?
Where do u see MANGOES?
Mango tree?
No
Fruit shop?
No
Maaza?
No
Then?
Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche-Piche
MAN GOES.. 😀