Sounds women make during s3x.
1) Asthmatic – ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient – yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied – more. more…more.
4) Religious – oh god. oh god.
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Where do u see MANGOES?
Where do u see MANGOES?
Mango tree?
No
Fruit shop?
No
Maaza?
No
Then?
Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche-Piche
MAN GOES.. 😀
Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed
Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.
Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood
Color of Bra Reflects a girl’s mood..
White – Relax Mood,
Red – Wild Mood,
Black – Sexy Mood,
Blue – Romantic Mood,
Pink – Sharmili Mood,
No BRA – Perfect MOOD.
One day a boy takes his GF to eat panipuri
Height of planning…!!!
One day a boy takes his GF to eat panipuri…
Only to check how wide she can open her mouth…!!!
What Is Height Of Poverty?
What Is Height Of Poverty ?
When A Girl Is Ready To Kiss You
For Only 2 Rupees
And You Have Only 1 Rupee
Objects Inside The T-Shirt…
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
STATUTORY WARNING:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are
Larger Then They Appear From Outside.
Aids awareness slogan…
Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool… 😉
Sex is game…
KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand