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Christmas SMS

A Very Merry Christmas to You

A Very Merry Christmas to You
And Your Kids!

We Hope The Day Is As Wonderful
As You Hoped and
As Magical As Your Kids Dreamed It Would Be.
Now, Grap A Present
and Let the Ripping Begin.

Christmas SMS

I was raised the old-fashioned way

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever — on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country — vote Republican.