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College School Sms

What is the full form of MATHS

Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”

student thinks hard & answers,

“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Christmas SMS

Somehow he [Tim] gets thoughtful sitting by himself

Somehow he [Tim] gets thoughtful sitting by himself so much, and thinks the strangest things you ever heard. He told me, coming home, that he hoped the people saw him in the church, because he was a cripple, and it might be pleasant for them to remember upon Christmas Day, who made lame beggars walk, and blind men see.

Cool/Decent SMS

Girls r special ones created by god

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her, she thinks u r tell”g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth”g if she talks,she wants u 2 listen.
if u listen, she wants u 2 talk.
if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u dont, u not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand”g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl…!