Student : “B-o-e-l-i-n.”
Teacher : That is the worst spell of bowling I’ve ever seen…
Teacher: is ka kia matlab hay ” I MISS YOU”
Pathan: is ka matlab hay “mein tumari miss hon”
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?
Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…
Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair!
Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.
Teacher: soniya tera sapana kya hai?
Soniya: chand par chadana….
Teacher: rahul tumhara sapna…?
Rahul: soniya par chadana…
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!