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Father's Day SMS

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast But Only When Mother Is Away He Walks You Down The Aisle And …

Christmas SMS

Merry, Merry Christmas

Merry, Merry Christmas!
We Are Sure The Kids Have Ripped Off
The Miles Of Wrapping Paper By Now.
And They Are Playing With Their Gifts
While You Sit There Staring
At The Total Destruction Left
Behind By The Christmas Morning Atom Bomb.

Christmas SMS

What happened when Santa”s cat

What happened when Santa”s cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
Did you know that all the angels in Jesus” heavenly choir had
the same name?
Sure, haven”t you ever heard the song, “Hark,
the Harold Angels Sing”?

Christmas SMS

But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas

But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round…as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant time; the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely.