Student : “B-o-e-l-i-n.”
Teacher : That is the worst spell of bowling I’ve ever seen…
Engineering College Student:
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
A beauty of Engineers
A first bench student knows the answer to all the problem
but only the last bench student has the power to face every problem J
A very happy engineers day dosto
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job
A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic near d college..
He wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont kill d Students, Wait 4 d Teachers.”
Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers,
“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
Last Bench Association
Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,
EXAM hai tension Nahi,
Padna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!