smsmaja

Computer SMS, Funny SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

College School Sms

First day of COLLEGE

First day of COLLEGE..
Boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. “I love u, do u love me?”
and passes the paper to her..

She replies.. “no”
He didn’t give up
He rubbed her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. “yes”

Moral of the story:
Definitely not what u think..
Its…
“Save earth… Recycle paper!!”