Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health?
Santa: Sir i play football,
Cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: Till the time the mobile battery not gets down….
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything.
SANTA Class Me 1 Donkey Le Kar Aaya
Tacher: Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA: Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha Ki Aap
Gadhe Ko Bhi Insan bana dete ho..
Santa: How does a married man celebrates a noiseless Diwali?
Banta: By going abroad?
Santa: No. By sending his wife to her parents’ place!
Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Banta: Merry Christmas
Santa: What ??
Banta: Aaj Bada din hai esiliye esa kahte hai
Santa: accha to lo to mere bhi Christmas
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !
Happy Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar
Jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
Santa Clause aaye aapke dwar,
Subhkamna hamari kare sweekar
I don’t want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever…