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Christmas SMS

So it is Christmas time Lights, colors, music, gifts

So it is Christmas time Lights, colors, music, gifts, toys, smiles, handshakes, live nativity, Santa Claus, large binges, great trips, fun movies, fireworks …… Everything Christmas party , but the greatest joy is to be loved by those who care about and who we love the most ….
Merry Christmas to those you love!

Christmas SMS

Just before Christmas, an honest politicia

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don”t exist!

Christmas SMS

Santa Claus is a jolly fellow

Santa Claus is a jolly fellow! Imagine all that driving and still
being able to say, “Ho! Ho! Ho!”
My friend, Rick, is a paramedic here in Miami. A few years ago he answered a call about a man who had a head injury he got when some teenagers were throwing eggs at cars. It seems that the egg had come through the open window of the man”s car as he was driving at about 45 mph. He had a large swelling on his forehead. In the official report, Rick described the incident as an “egg-noggin”.