smsmaja

Computer SMS, Funny SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

Ram Navami SMS

Ayodhya jinka dham hai

Ayodhya jinka dham hai
Rama Jinka Naam Hai
Maryada purushottam vo Rama Hain
Unke charano me humara pranam h. Jai Jai Shree Rama!
Ram Navmi ki aap sabhi ko hardik Shubkamnayen!

New Year SMS

Aa gaya hai nayaa saal

Aa gaya hai nayaa saal
Is naye saal men aao karen kaamana ke
ye sabhi ko rakhe khushahaal
jo hain gareeb aur kangaal
unako bhi ye bana de maalaamaal
Desh ke bhrashtaachaar ko mita de
aur le aaye ek majaboot Lokpaal
Naya sal mubarak || new year sms in hindi ||

College School Sms, Funny SMS

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!