smsmaja

Cricket SMS

Run out

In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.

He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpires came in.

‘I wasn’t out, you know,’ he said to the umpire.
‘Oh no? Look in the paper tomorrow!’ said the umpire.

Valentine SMS

If You Say Jump, I Will Ask How High

If You Say Jump, I Will Ask How High,
If You Say I Swim, I Will Ask How Deep.
If You Say Run, I Will Ask The Distance,
But If You Say Go, I Will Say There Is No Way.
Because You Are My Boo.

Happy Valentine!