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Dialogue SMS

Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga ”

Lalita Pawar: ” Chudeil! Kide pade tere …..”
Prem Chopda:” In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai”
Typical farmer ka dialogue: ” mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai ”
Rich father to son : ” Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga ”
Doctor : ” Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ….. ”
Doctor:” I’m sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey”
Doctor:” Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai”
” Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa.”
” Zyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna”
Fathers Dialogue: ” Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?”
Hero in Temple: “Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga…..”
Most Common:” Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ….”
The favoirite emotional blackmail: ” Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi ”
The classic : ” Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !”
“Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar nahin phenkte”