Cricket SMS

Run out

In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.

He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpires came in.

‘I wasn’t out, you know,’ he said to the umpire.
‘Oh no? Look in the paper tomorrow!’ said the umpire.

Christmas SMS

Merry, Merry Christmas

Merry, Merry Christmas!
We Are Sure The Kids Have Ripped Off
The Miles Of Wrapping Paper By Now.
And They Are Playing With Their Gifts
While You Sit There Staring
At The Total Destruction Left
Behind By The Christmas Morning Atom Bomb.

College School Sms

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!