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Christmas SMS

I heard the bells on Christmas Day

I heard the bells on Christmas Day,
Their old, familiar carols play, And wild and sweet,
The words repeat Of peace on earth, good-will to men!
Happy Christmas.

Christmas SMS

I was raised the old-fashioned way

I was raised the old-fashioned way, with a stern set of moral principles: Never lie, cheat, steal or knowingly spread a venereal disease. Never speed up to hit a pedestrian or, or course, stop to kick a pedestrian who has already been hit. From which it followed, of course, that one would never ever — on pain of deletion from dozens of Christmas card lists across the country — vote Republican.

Christmas SMS

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

Christmas SMS

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth; that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!