EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
* * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki… Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte AnyWayz EiD MubArAk
Eid SMS |
Tags: Aanay, AnyWayz, Chand, Dear, eid, EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu, Eid Mubarak, Eid Sms, Kosish, mobile, Mubarak, Neachay, Sorry | Permalink
Anybody On Mobile?? A Delivery Waiting For You A Teddy [email protected] (”).(”) ( . O .) (”)-(”) (””)_(””) To Say You Have A Happy Teddy Bear Day!
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() ,jj () ( )( /. )( ) Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai .. Dont worry Forward nahi karna hai.. Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!
Ganesh Chaturthi SMS |
Tags: Dont worry, Forward, Ganesh, Ganesh ji, mobile, Murti, Pooja, visarjan, worry, yeh, Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai | Permalink
For those at home: U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u..
Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte”
Engineering Day SMS |
Tags: Bilkul, enters, For those at home, Hrs, karte, mobile, pick, room, sec, sees, Study | Permalink
petrol pump pe likha tha
“don’t use mobile” pathan ne mobile nikala aur sub doston ko call kar k kaha… ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; fone na karna mien petrol pump pe hon…!!!
pathan:miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
teacher:main ne to koi call nhn ki
pathan:to phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha 1 miss call….!!
Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy??? Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.
Sardar and Pathan SMS |
Tags: apny, ghar, jaldi, juma, log, mobile, nimaz, pathan, Sardar and Pathan sms, wapis, yar aj meri juma ki nimaz | Permalink
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health?
Santa: Sir i play football, Cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: Till the time the mobile battery not gets down….
Doctor's SMS |
Tags: battery, daily, down, exercise, football, Health, ily Exercise, long, mobile, play, santa, tennis | Permalink
Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn’t share it with them but I gave them your home address.
They are coming to your home this on this Diwali. They are: SUKH SHANTI and SAMRIDDHI Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever. HAPPY DIWALI!
Diwali SMS |
Tags: address, asking, coming, diwali, embrace, extend, FOREVER, gave, Happy Diwali, Home, mobile, number, people, samriddhi, shanti, share, stay, sukh, Three people were asking your mobile number, warm, Welcome | Permalink