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Eid SMS

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk

Sardar and Pathan SMS

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy???
Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

Diwali SMS

Three people were asking your mobile number

Three people were asking your mobile number. I didn’t share it with them but I gave them your home address.
They are coming to your home this on this Diwali.
They are:
SUKH
SHANTI and
SAMRIDDHI
Please extend them a warm welcome and embrace them so that they stay with you forever.
HAPPY DIWALI!