Cricket SMS

Run out

In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.

He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpires came in.

‘I wasn’t out, you know,’ he said to the umpire.
‘Oh no? Look in the paper tomorrow!’ said the umpire.

Christmas SMS

Stages of life

Stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
Merry Christmas!

Cool/Decent SMS

to see light, look at sun

to see light, look at sun..
to see love look at moon..
to see beauty, look at nature..
to see hope, look at future..but,
to see all of this, look at the mirror….!!!!!!

Christmas SMS

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer…. Who””d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

Christmas SMS

This Advent we look to the Wise Men to teach

This Advent we look to the Wise Men to teach us where to focus our attention. We set our sights on things above, where God is. We draw closer to Jesus… When our Advent journey ends, and we reach the place where Jesus resides in Bethlehem, may we, like the Wise Men, fall on our knees and adore him as our true and only King.