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College School Sms

A student was asked 2 write a sign

A student was asked 2 write a sign board 4 d traffic near d college..
He wrote: “Drive Carefully! Dont kill d Students, Wait 4 d Teachers.”

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival

Celebrate Ganesha Chaturthi the Festival of Lord Ganesha.
Spread the message of honesty and love through this world
on this day when Lord Ganesha ascended on this earth to kill evil.

College School Sms

Q: How to Kill an Ant?

Q: How to Kill an Ant?
Asked in exam for 15 marks..

Student’s Answer:
Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside the Ant’s Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water near a water tank.
Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire.
Then admit wounded ant in ICU.
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill the ant.

MORAL: Don’t play with students they can do anything for 15 marks.