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Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Tumse Bad Kar Kaun

Tumse Bad Kar Kaun

Aur Tumhare Bhakt Jano mein

Sabse jyada sms Karta Kaun

Tum bhi ban sakte ho Sabse Jyada sms bhakt

Forward this message to all your friends

and say – Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

Engineering Day SMS

Bimar Engineering Student Theek

Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli….
Maa:” Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:” Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
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Maa:” Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..”

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Deva o Deva Ganati Deva

Deva o Deva
Ganati Deva
Tumse Bad Kar Kaun
Aur Tumhare Bhakt Jano mein
Sabse jyada sms Karta Kaun
Tum bhi ban sakte ho Sabse Jyada sms bhakt
Forward this message to all your friends and say
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi