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Election SMS

PPP Government k 4 Saal

PPP Govt K 4 saal or 9 mahine

May 2008 to Dec 2012

Petrol: 56 – 108=52

Diesel: 39 – 115=66

CNG: 30 – 75=45

Bike:50,000-68,000=18

AC:15,000-42,000=27

US Dollar : 60 – 96=36

Aata: 13 -37=24

Sugar:21-65=44

Milk: 25-72=47

Cooking Oil:90-190=100

G.S.T: 15% – 25%=10

Call & Sms tax:15% -21%=6

D.A.P Urea: 1,300 – 4,700=3,400

Load Shedng:30%-150%=120

Bijli Unit: 2.13 – 9.38=7.25

Gold: 20,000 – 65,000=45,000

Awam mar gai Par

“BIBI” or

“Bhutto”

Aaj b Znda hai.

LANAT HAI AESI DEMOCRACY PAR..

UMEED HAI K AB AWAM KO HOSH AA GAE HO GE K KON ZINDA HAI AUR KON HAR roz mrta haI

plzz vote hamesha soch smjh k dain.

Esa na ho k bibi zinda rahay aor Qaom …….?

Christmas SMS

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.

Christmas SMS

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given; and the government shall be upon his shoulders; and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, the Mighty God, the everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.