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Sardar and Pathan SMS

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae

Pathan: yar aj meri juma ki nimaz reh gae
Dost: wo kaisy???
Pathan: Yar! Imam Sb. ne kaha k tama log apny apny mobile fone off kar dein. mein jaldi se ghar gia. mobile off kia, jub wapis aya to namaz ho chuki thi.

Eid SMS

muj ko chor kr janay walay

muj ko chor kr janay walay
mera dil dokhanay walay
bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho
ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho
agar tm is eid pr na aye
to mera kia banay ga?
main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga?
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AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare
BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Modak, Laddu Khane Ki Taiyari Meri

Modak, Laddu Khane Ki Taiyari Meri
Aaj Ke Upvaas Se Hain, Kyoki Sab
Pakvaano Ko Banane Ki Samagri Apke
Paas Hain, Aaj Hi Yaad Dilade Hum
Aap Sabko, Ki Ganesh Ji Ki Sawari
Bhi Aapke Ghar Vighanharta Ke
Sath Aaj Hi Aane Ko Taiyaar Hain!

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Modak, Laddu Khane Ki Taiyari Meri

Modak, Laddu Khane Ki Taiyari Meri
Aaj Ke Upvaas Se Hain, Kyoki Sab
Pakvaano Ko Banane Ki Samagri Apke
Paas Hain, Aaj Hi Yaad Dilade Hum
Aap Sabko, Ki Ganesh Ji Ki Sawari
Bhi Aapke Ghar Vighanharta Ke
Sath Aaj Hi Aane Ko Taiyaar Hain!