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Cricket SMS

Run out

In a tense game, a batsman was given run out,
a decision with which he obviously disagreed.

He paced up and down outside the pavilion until the umpires came in.

‘I wasn’t out, you know,’ he said to the umpire.
‘Oh no? Look in the paper tomorrow!’ said the umpire.

Father's Day SMS

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your

A Father Is Someone That Holds Your Hand At The Fair Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says Holds Back Your Hair When You r Are Sick Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfast But Only When Mother Is Away He Walks You Down The Aisle And …