You can do almost anything your mind to… You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak… Be a doctor or fly a plane… You can face adversity and still walk tall. You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say! Today is yours and so is every other day… Happy Women’s Day
Doctor to engg. student:apke report me cancer ki ganth aai hai
(engg. bahut roya)
Bad me doctor ne pu6a:re-checking me to nikal jayegi na?
Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli….
Maa:” Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Beta:” Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
Maa:” Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..”
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.
Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.
Khubsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti
bcoz wo janti hai ke duniya ke kisi kone mein koi
gadha unke liye engineer ya doctor banraha hoga.
-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER.
*Conditions Apply. Exceptions
Sheikh ki wife beemar thi,
Light nai thi candle jal rai thi
Shkh: Doctor ko lenay ja ra h0on,
agr tumhe lagay k tum nai bachogi to yad se candle bujha dena..