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Engineering Day SMS

Bimar Engineering Student Theek

Bimar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli….
Maa:” Jaakar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha, To Hi
Theek Hoga..
Beta:” Areey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..???
.
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Maa:” Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai, Isliye..”

Women's Day SMS

You can do almost anything your mind to

You can do almost anything your mind to… You can swim the deepest ocean and climb the highest peak… Be a doctor or fly a plane… You can face adversity and still walk tall. You are strong, beautiful, compassionate and much more than words could ever say! Today is yours and so is every other day… Happy Women’s Day

College School Sms

A guy with a charming personality

Some realities:

-A guy with a charming personality, having attitude is an Army Officer!
-A guy with lots of attitude and cuteness on face is a doctor!
-A guy with lots of brain and money is a businessman!
-A guy with no money, no cuteness, no personality and still attitude is an ENGINEER.

*Conditions Apply. Exceptions