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Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai

Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai.
Don’t worry, Forward nahi karna hai.
Bass Pooja kar ke…
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MOBILE Visarjan kar Dena, Ganesha Chaturthi

Sheikh SMS

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho

Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

New Year SMS

Aaj kal ke bache

Aaj kal ke bache
8 years boy Ladka: “1 bidi ka bundle dena.”
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Dukandar:”Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga.. ?? :O
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Boy:”Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye mere Chote Bhai
ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet “GOLD FLAKE” dede..
Dukandaar Shocked – Boy Rocked.
Happy New Year.