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College School Sms

Teacher: Why did you laugh?

Teacher: Why did you laugh?

Boy: I saw 1 strip of your bra.
Teacher: Get out of the class for 1 week.

2nd boy laughed.
Teacher: Why did u laugh.?
Boy: I saw both strips.
Teacher: Get out for 1 month.

She bent down to take chalk.
Little Jhony started walking out.
Teacher: Jhony, why r u going out?
Jhony: What I just saw, I think my school days r over

College School Sms

A student was sleeping in the class

A student was sleeping in the class..!!!!

Teacher woke him up and asked him to answer the ques..!!!

The student acts like he’s thinking and then the guy besides him whispers 69….!!!

The student confidently answered 69..!!

Teacher in shock asked “Would you please mind to explain how exactly 69 is a mean of sexual reproduction…”

Moral: Har ek friend kamina hota hai

College School Sms

Question Paper of a 5th Class boy

Question Paper of a 5th Class boy:
Write an essay about your best friend in 200 words. Given time half an hour.
Boy finished the paper in first minute itself…
He just wrote one sentence but he got full marks..
That sentence was
“Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friend”