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Sardar and Pathan SMS

aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k…

aik pathan aur mouvli batein kar rahay thay k…
achana moulvi ne patha ko thappar day mara.
log bahut hairan hoay.
logon ne pathan se pocha k…
kia majra hua tha???
pathan ne kaha: kuch b nahi, mein ne to sirf itna pocha tha k…
14 august ki nimaz kitny bajy ho gi???

New Year SMS

Aagr kisi ka aik ansoo tumhari waja se

“Aagr kisi ka aik ansoo tumhari waja se gir
gaya to tum roz-e-mehshar tak us ke qarzdaar ban gaye..
SO,
In the End oF Year, i apologise 4 all
those mistakes which hurted u in 2013
Hapy new year . May 2014 bring u
happiness throughout da year..