smsmaja

Computer SMS, Funny SMS

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte

Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte,
Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete,
Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete,
Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete,
Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete,
Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete,
Kaaash aisa hota?

Ganesh Chaturthi SMS

Aapka Sukh Gabesh Ke Peth Jitna Bda Ho

Aapka Sukh Gabesh Ke Peth Jitna Bda Ho,
Aapka Dukh Undar Jesa Chota Ho,
Aapki Life Ganeshji Ke Sund Jitni Badi Ho,
Aapke Bol Modak Jaise Mithe Ho
Bolo Ganpati Bappa Moraiyaa!!!