What do gay couple say on seeing a beautiful, pretty girl?
Yaar ye aisi hai to iska bhai kaisa hoga!!
Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge!
God: I’m making girls with Hi-tech features
The Heart should be “PASSWORD” Protected to Avoid Multiple Users
Hurting someone who really cares for you
is as easy as throwing stone in the lake
but you don’t know
how deep that stone goes..!!
Ek ladki raste pe akeli jaa rahi thi.
Ek ladka bola-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Ladki- bhag saale, 3 din se lift le rahi hu,
Ab tak ghar nahi pahunchi..!!!
Educate a girl & she will educate four people in a home
while she is studying in a college fifty boys get failed.
What to do..?
Girl frnd to boyfrnd: Im pregnant!!
Boyfrnd: Ru sure dat its mine?
Girlfrnd starts crying & say:
Yaar sab log aisa bologe to kaise chalegaaa!
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!